Weird Avdervtising

Kohl's slogan: "Expect Great Things."

Am I the only person who flashes to Ollivander in the first Harry Potter movie? "I think we must expect great things from you, Mr. Potter....After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things—terrible, yes, but great."

I hear "Expect Great Things" and automatically add "Terrible, But Great." It certainly doesn't inspire me to shop there.

At a car wash: "CLEAN CARS LEAVE HERE."

Yep. I'm sure they do. Wouldn't want to stick around THAT place.