Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring...

Qalmlea is not functioning properly right now, but she would like to point out that there are only 4 Tue/Thur left in this semester, only two of which require the full four lectures. So, press 1 if you would like to hear her screech; press 2 to hear a full-on, soul-splitting scream; press 3 and get out of the way quickly if you have gluten free food on you; press 4 if you are volunteering to be a punching bag for her frustrations; press 5 if you have pentagonal paper to donate; press 6 repeatedly if you would like your line traced; press 7 only if you enjoy being electrocuted; press 8 if you can't think of anything better to do; press 9 to hangup.