Shamelessly stolen from Exploring Our Matrix:
* This Christmas greeting is offered in accordance with the articles of Christmas previously posted. Some restrictions apply. If the merriness resulting from this greeting lasts for more than 8 hours, please consult your physician.
Make sure to visit his Articles of Christmas.
Also read Greta Christina's take on what Christmas means. Excerpt:
Let's remind ourselves that life is worth living, and that the cold and dark won't be here forever. Let's remind ourselves that we care about each other, and remind ourselves of why.
So who cares if someone wishes you a "Merry Christkwanzukah!"? The name is not the important part. Let's bypass names altogether, and just wish everyone a Fah-Who Foraze!