Clearly the most valuable item in the store!

Real Story:

REXBURG - Rexburg police are searching for whoever broke into Pizza Hut overnight Wednesday.

The criminals got in to the building through the roof where they pried the hinge off a door leading to the attic.

Once inside the attic, they worked their way into the restaurant where they stole a first aid kit but nothing else.

Explanations that come to mind: prank, scavenger hunt, or some sort of dare. Then again, they could just be absent-minded criminals who hurt themselves on the way in, grabbed the kit, then forgot about stealing the money...