These Stories are Six Words Long!

(Mostly) :^) Via Neil Gaiman's blog, a link to a Wired article featuring short SHORT stories from many authors. Some favorites:

Kirby had never eaten toes before.
- Kevin Smith

Epitaph: He shouldn't have fed it.
- Brian Herbert

Nevertheless, he tried a third time.
- James P. Blaylock

Mind of its own. Damn lawnmower.
- David Brin

He read his obituary with confusion.
- Steven Meretzky

AM Thoughts: Hmmm... you could almost string these right together into an intriguingly disturbing thirty word story. ;^D