tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13641190.post2586966077010865572..comments2023-10-08T04:08:41.418-06:00Comments on Sporadic Maunderings: November SearchlightQalmleahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17131154882107531113noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13641190.post-28498028084304847842007-12-02T18:21:00.000-07:002007-12-02T18:21:00.000-07:00One early morning in heaven three men arrived at t...One early morning in heaven three men arrived at the same time. St Peter was surprised, as hardly anybody came at this time. So he asked the first, 'How come?'<BR/>'Well,' he said, 'I came back home from a journey and found a man's coat hanging up and shoes hanging around, and my wife naked in bed looking very happy. So I searched for the man but could not find anybody and got so furious that I smashed the TV and threw the fridge out of the window. Then I took a gun and killed myself.'<BR/>'And you?' St Peter asked the second.<BR/>'Well, I was making love to my secretary when she said suddenly, "Ah, my husband!" So I jumped into the fridge to hide. But then the fellow threw the fridge out from the third floor, so I am here!<BR/>'I don't know,' said the third. 'I was just waiting for my bus in the morning when suddenly a fridge came out of the blue and brought me here!'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com